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Heard Demotivational Poster


GREAT NAMES IN SCIENCE COME AND GO... - but Ampere will always be current!


TAGS: just a joke i heard
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Zook

GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 3:56 pm
Shocking!!!
LinkFox101113 - January 21, 2011, 7:43 am
My eyes are bleeding!!! 5Ls. lol
MilDoc - January 20, 2011, 6:27 pm
Engineering humor? Ohm my goodness! That's re-volt-ing!


A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.


TAGS: yo dawg i heard you like p**** so i put a kitten in your kitten so you can stroke it while you stroke it
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

faulty switch - October 21, 2009, 7:39 pm
just wow
pixe - October 15, 2009, 12:57 am
that cant be real is it? if it is that is the cutest f***ed up thng ive seen
Chompers - October 7, 2009, 8:25 am
5/5 for the tags as well


MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam


TAGS: band music misheard lyrics song
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by caveman

Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:42 am
Or Alex the seal as opposed to Our lips are sealed
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:21 pm
IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN!!! makes more since....EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY!!
caveman - June 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
As an australian i can say that i have
azile - June 30, 2011, 2:19 pm
In my defense Havw you ever tried to understand Jimmy Barnes or James Reyne'e lyrics?


The bird is the word -


TAGS: bird is the word tell me have you heard about the word surfin bird march calendar
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - March 14, 2014, 8:50 pm
Mind to self; getting crowded in here. Find Sly, cut him.
Silverheart - March 14, 2014, 8:37 pm

Oo mow mow, poppa ooma mow mow, poppa ooma mow mow...
GaryO - March 14, 2014, 7:41 pm
Well…Sly...thanks to you and these other degenerates that commented, my mind now has a play mate.
Oldsod - March 14, 2014, 5:33 pm
Actually sang that to the class about my third day in. The kids (and my aides) laughed heartily. As an added bonus, now that they know I'm insane, they don't cause many problems.
Reality Lord - March 14, 2014, 3:56 pm

BA-BA-BA-BA BIRD BIRD BIRD. BIRD IS THE WORD


FROM THE BEE ULLS -


TAGS: misheard lyrics calendar lady madonna
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Greeny

EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 8:19 pm
That's the way John would have written it.


OFFICE MORALE -




HARD WORK -


TAGS: not that i would know but ive heard
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:09 pm
LOL.... are you being forced to make coffee again, Haar?


GRASSHOPPER -




BIRDS CONTROL - Wings? - check - Feathers? - check - Beak? - Check Ok, That's A Bird. Next...




I NEED A NEW FRIEND -


TAGS: new friend or captive companion ive heard it both ways
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - March 19, 2016, 4:06 pm

Glad someone got the connection!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 2:29 pm
Oh well. At least he won't have to buy a ****load of air fresheners XD
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:51 pm
Don’t be in such a hurry to get a new mate. It is estimated that at least 140,000 inmates are ra**d a year
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 10:25 am
Define "friend".


MIME SCHOOL -




Merry Little Christmas -


TAGS: lyrics heard wrongly two
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 20, 2014, 2:16 pm
Thanks.
spacedog - December 20, 2014, 1:28 pm
Ha! Good one Thedge. Merry Christmas.
Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:21 am
tnx
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:34 am
chortle chortle
concern3 - December 19, 2014, 6:13 am
a 5er I like word poster
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:28 pm
A fellow mocker of Christmas carols---I need to go find some good pics and share some of my favorite lyrical mutilations. 5 laughing lions


Figgy Pudding -


TAGS: lyrics heard wrong three tada
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:17 pm
Here, a common street food is 'chicken a**'. It is literally chicken rec***s on a skewer, barbequed. It is a weird world, I just figured the Brits ran out of imagination for names. tnx for d bangers & mash.
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:11 pm
Brits...think food is all about ***...who makes things like spotted ***k and eats it too? 5 bangers and hash dear Thedge.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:25 pm
Love the clever malaprops, Edgeman! Cheers, mate!5 beer drinking lions!
Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:31 pm
Often served flambe'... with a couple sh**s of cognac or brandy. Better?
Oldsod - December 18, 2014, 7:25 pm
It's gonna take more than a cup of beer to make me eat figgy pudding...5 suspect desserts
Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:25 pm
Brit food. Sort of like steamed fruitcake.
Greeny - December 18, 2014, 7:16 pm
What's in that stuff? It doesn't look trustworthy.


Jingle Huh? -




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